Hey, all! I was walking home and saw something funny and thought, “I can’t wait to blog about that.” Then, when I arrived home, I thought, “Why wait?” So, as of now, I’m going to attempt to abandon the need I seem to have to wait until I can do a huge, wordy-yet-side-splittingly-funny blogs. From now on, if something hits me as funny, you best believe I’ma get it online ASAPGHLITTDEOD (As soon as possible given how long it takes to do everything on Dom). So….here it is…..
I was just walking and saw a butterfly chasing a lizard.
No lie. It wasn’t like it flew by and the lizard just happened to be moving. It wasn’t even as if the lizard got spooked by the butterfly. That sweet-looking yellow thing was terrorizing that lizard wherever he went. He was weaving and putting on bursts of speed, but the butterfly was relentless. As I walked away, I swear I saw the lizard offer his wallet to the butterfly.
If you pray, when you pray, pray for us.
On to the next thing…